Anonymous asked: Merlin.
Oh God why
Okay here goes (also wow two questions, I’m popular!)
Push off a Cliff: Morgana and Morgause, preferably together. Also that really cruel king who kept Morgana locked in a dungeon for two years (yeah even she didn’t derserve that)
Frick Frack: Arthur. Although he is kind of brawny for my taste. Also Guinevere. Hell, why not go for a threesome. And maybe Princess Mithien while I’m at it.
Marry: Merlin. I would never get over his sass and comedy and cuteness.
Set on fire: Kilgarrah (get it cause he wouldn’t get hurt??) and maybe Uthar in a couple episodes (not really)
Wrap a blanket around: oh god… so many. Arthur after Guinevere is exiled, Arthur after Uthar dies, Uthar after Morgana betrays him, Gaius after he’s tortured by Alator for Morgana, Guinevere when she’s in the Dark Tower, Mordred when he’s angry cause his girlfriend is a psycho murderer and she’s gonna get executed, and Merlin for all of season 5.
Be roommates with: Gwaine. Gwaine and Lancelot. Maybe Elsyan too. The bro squad in a bro quad.